The hockey season has started, and that means that so has the hockey pool. Put on your seat belt....because it's the law! And the season may also be exciting.
ALL OF THIS INFO WILL BE POSTED ON THE BLOG very soon.
Pool Website: This is the website where you get all the "stats," "scores," and "info." It is updated every morning at 4am, which is convenient if you don't sleep much (Damn western conference!!!). The pool name is: TheLegendOfAdamBanks, if you don't know who Adam Banks is then I suggest you do your research on Emilio Estevez's post 1980's career. The password is: district5. If you don't know what district5 is then I suggest you converse with Lane Smith regarding Minneapolis neighborhoods.
HOCKEY POOL BLOG: I will post pool updates, trades, info, PDF files, and all the complicated stats that only I care about on the blog. To be safe, check it at least three times a day -I may have had a day off and not given in to playing 15-20 games of NHL12 and had time to think about hockey.
The following is how scoring works:
| Point Values: | ||||
| Forward | Primary Points | |||
| Goals | 1 | Assists | 1 | |
| Shoot Out Winning Goals | 0 | |||
| Secondary Points (added on top of the primary points) | ||||
| Power Play Goals | 1 | Power Play Assists | 1 | |
| Shorthanded Goals | 1 | Shorthanded Assists | 1 | |
| Overtime Goals | 1 | Overtime Assists | 1 | |
| Empty Net Goals | 0.5 | Penalty Shot Goals | 1 | |
| Game Winning Goals | 1 | |||
| Other Points | ||||
| Hat Tricks | 1 | Penalty Minutes | 0 | |
| Plus/Minus - Plus (no negative value) | 0.5 | Plus/Minus - Minus (no negative value) | 0.5 | |
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| Defense | Primary Points | |||
| Goals | 1 | Assists | 1 |
| Shoot Out Winning Goals | 0 | |||
| Secondary Points (added on top of the primary points) | ||||
| Power Play Goals | 1 | Power Play Assists | 1 |
| Shorthanded Goals | 1 | Shorthanded Assists | 1 | |
| Overtime Goals | 1 | Overtime Assists | 1 | |
| Empty Net Goals | 0.5 | Penalty Shot Goals | 1 | |
| Game Winning Goals | 1 | |||
| Other Points | ||||
| Hat Tricks | 1 | Penalty Minutes | 0 | |
| Plus/Minus - Plus (no negative value) | 0.5 | Plus/Minus - Minus (no negative value) | 0.5 | |
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| Goalie | Primary Points | |||
| Wins (Regulation, OT, Shootout) | 2 | Losses (Regulation, OT, Shootout) | 0 | |
| Secondary Points (added on top of the primary points) | ||||
| Shut Outs | 2 | |||
| Other Points | ||||
| Goals | 5 | Assists | 2 |
Rules: See my last e-mail........................
. Seriously...I don't feel like typing all that again....trades...etc
Assume my name is Black Dynamite, and if you don't have your money in soon I will declare war on you and your community!
Now, a little introduction to the teams:
H,E, Double Hockey Sticks, is Adam. He is my brother's wife's brother...also bald. Adam describes himself as not being much of a hockey fan, but just a gambling man. Adam has a house, a car, and a wife -Adam is also a fisherman...good at outdoor stuff...good at burning down homeless people's houses.
Kubathequick-e-mart, is Jason. I know Jason because I work with him. He is always ready to stay late so Ted and I can argue about minute details of hockey pools. Jason is good with the computers and could probably run this pool better, but Jason also likes losing hockey pools....just kidding Jason, you only came in 5th last last year.
Injured Reserve, Is Dan, and it's the name that Bob and I came up with because Dan didn't give us a team name. If Dan wants to change his team name he should let me know before too long. Dan is from Thunder Bay...which means that he may or may not know several NHL super-stars...like Alex Auld. Dan drinks Crystal
T.J. Beattie, is Todd. He is my brother. He decided to use his initials as a homage to either TJ Galiardi, TJ Oshie, TJ Hensick or TJ Hooker....I forgot. Todd once got into a fight with Mike Johnson from NHL ON THE FLY...it doesn't matter who won.
Well I'll Try This Again, is Darren. Darren likes the Penguins...so of course he took Jagr. Darren, I hope you do better this season.
City Guy, is Paul. Ted and I use to work with Paul...but now we don't. The shortest team in the pool this season, Paul, stay out of the deep end. Ted can't swim so keep an eye on him too.
ZdenoChara&the(dirty)Stanchions, is Bob. He is going against his normal strategy of picking mainly Montreal players, Bob is the person I converse with regarding rules, strategies, ways to stop Ted, and the rock music of Queen. Bob has a Jeep (he asked me to tell everyone).
TED's TEAM!!!!, is named after Ted. The exclamation points are for intimidation...all four. Ted was shocked to find that so many people took Stamkos this season especially after a certain person spent all last year badmouthing him -surprise! Ted is Macedonian....he claims to have a Ferrari.
2ndStg.CodyHodgsonDisese, is the projected champion of this year's pool. He is a former pole vault champion, kung-fu master, smarter than most people, and an all-around exceptional human being. How do I know? Because he is me, Tyler B. (I know it's a terrible sounding name...sorry)
Good luck everyone, and please let me know if you have any questions or comments,
Assume my name is Black Dynamite, and if you don't have your money in soon I will declare war on you and your community!
Now, a little introduction to the teams:
H,E, Double Hockey Sticks, is Adam. He is my brother's wife's brother...also bald. Adam describes himself as not being much of a hockey fan, but just a gambling man. Adam has a house, a car, and a wife -Adam is also a fisherman...good at outdoor stuff...good at burning down homeless people's houses.
Kubathequick-e-mart, is Jason. I know Jason because I work with him. He is always ready to stay late so Ted and I can argue about minute details of hockey pools. Jason is good with the computers and could probably run this pool better, but Jason also likes losing hockey pools....just kidding Jason, you only came in 5th last last year.
Injured Reserve, Is Dan, and it's the name that Bob and I came up with because Dan didn't give us a team name. If Dan wants to change his team name he should let me know before too long. Dan is from Thunder Bay...which means that he may or may not know several NHL super-stars...like Alex Auld. Dan drinks Crystal
T.J. Beattie, is Todd. He is my brother. He decided to use his initials as a homage to either TJ Galiardi, TJ Oshie, TJ Hensick or TJ Hooker....I forgot. Todd once got into a fight with Mike Johnson from NHL ON THE FLY...it doesn't matter who won.
Well I'll Try This Again, is Darren. Darren likes the Penguins...so of course he took Jagr. Darren, I hope you do better this season.
City Guy, is Paul. Ted and I use to work with Paul...but now we don't. The shortest team in the pool this season, Paul, stay out of the deep end. Ted can't swim so keep an eye on him too.
ZdenoChara&the(dirty)Stanchions, is Bob. He is going against his normal strategy of picking mainly Montreal players, Bob is the person I converse with regarding rules, strategies, ways to stop Ted, and the rock music of Queen. Bob has a Jeep (he asked me to tell everyone).
TED's TEAM!!!!, is named after Ted. The exclamation points are for intimidation...all four. Ted was shocked to find that so many people took Stamkos this season especially after a certain person spent all last year badmouthing him -surprise! Ted is Macedonian....he claims to have a Ferrari.
2ndStg.CodyHodgsonDisese, is the projected champion of this year's pool. He is a former pole vault champion, kung-fu master, smarter than most people, and an all-around exceptional human being. How do I know? Because he is me, Tyler B. (I know it's a terrible sounding name...sorry)
Good luck everyone, and please let me know if you have any questions or comments,
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